My hobbies are golf, strangling small animals and masturbating.

My hobbies are golf, strangling small animals and masturbating.

My favorite color is clear, so I'm sort of confused.

My favorite color is clear, so I'm sort of confused.

I also liked "and Chris Farley attached to it at."
NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH A PROPOSITION WILL YOU MARRY ME

I also liked "and Chris Farley attached to it at."
NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH A PROPOSITION WILL YOU MARRY ME

wtf is artistic integrity lol

wtf is artistic integrity lol

Cuz I rock the block when I walk to Yauch Park.

Cuz I rock the block when I walk to Yauch Park.

I DON'T CARE!

I DON'T CARE!

You make me SO MANGRY!

No, I think it said "SVCKS".

I'll save you the trouble: Area man inexplicably leaves a box of pornography laying around in an evangelical household and is surprised when it causes a kerfuffle. Ghostrape of entire cast of community-theater rejects ensues. THE END

DEATH BY ENNUI

Chris Squire isn't looking too healthy lately.
Lay off the wine and hit the treadmill, Fish!

A nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray in every pot!

Thanks, EJ! Then there will be no more shit in it.

That's OK, my new Hilter movie is nazi-free (those sausage-eaters at the Hitler estate are jerks).