I have LOLed more often reading his books than any other in recent memory. He is by far my favorite deranged millionaire.

His performance in Ned Devine was brilliant and will always cause me to confuse a lovely chicken dinner with human intestines.

When applying for the position of Head of the Catholic League, be sure to read the job description: "Be offended."

SIMULAR (tm)! The Similarity Simulator!

And Chloe Moretz. We're looking at the next generation of 90-lb. feather-light action chicks that can knock out Jason Statham with one punch.

No, they use chemical rape. I do it the old fashioned way.

Connelly in Some Girls has always been my model of perfection. It's distressing to see how stringy she's become.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO we can't.

Well not the raping part anyway.
I will admit I am also a Flouncing Enthusiast.

Please . . . enthusiast.
It's not like I flounce around, raping fields of various grasses or anything.

Hockey puck.

No, it is a virulent supervirus that Madonna supports.

I will support any effort to bring Gould the success he deserves.
Plus the Super Adventure Team was way ahead of its time.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

LOCK AND LOAD, LITTLE LIZARD

Fuck. "Steve Howe" is supposed to be crossed out, damn DISQUS.

STEVE HOWE CHRIS SQUIRE!

"Writer-director Madonna" surely qualifies this as a horror film.

If I had a time machine, that's the event I would visit.
Maybe throw a few extra punches to keep the riot going.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely,
You can always go . . .

Come on people, it's two thousand twelve, we shouldn't be, arguing, about, this.