The only possible answer is Neckelback.

I want brain parasites.

But this kid lacks the power of brown polyester slacks.

I will be setting up a small booth outside the party to sell bootleg White Stripes CDs. Collectors welcome.

The only thing missing from that invitation is the addendum "a drop of our blood was added to the ink for authenticity".

This news gives me hope — and my Chutes and Ladders erotic slashfic new life!

New York's all right
if you like saxophones.

That's because their bedrooms are all filled with trophies that say 'Participant'.

You vex me.
I'm terribly vexed.

I t*t***y a***e w**h y*u.
(pardon my french)

Legitimizing arthouse A2M since 2009.

There is just no way I evolved from ham.
I will pray for you.

One glance at the center spread and I was sure it was pronounced OWIE.

"The middle will shock you" - Armond White

"The tension was unbearable" - People magazine

FRANCO: THE MOVIE

All I gotta say is that the villian better be named Mrs. Dash.

Your last-gen brick is an iSore.

DING DING DING

Christopher Cross?