I TOO AM UPSET ABOUT THIS LATEST DEVELOPMENT

His accent in "Con Air" has been called transcendent.

Jason Statham is Axl Rose in Crank 3.

Also, dude hangs dong.

Chinese Dawes.

The chance of this actually happening is about the same as them all being struck simultaneously by lightning.

I'D CUT OFF MY OWN DICK BEFORE I EVER SET FOOT IN A STARBUCKS

I will use this thread as an oppritunity to point out your inability to spell.

I prefer to call him "the genteel Larry David."

I think you mean Shit Willman.

Hodgman will inform viewers in an FDR-style fireside chat that Community is cancelled, effective immediately.

"American Female"

Yeah, I click on these reviews just because I expect them to be written in all caps with no punctuation.

*bugs*

…steal a car.

Stamos left it way down in Kokomo.

Legion?  More like "Lesion" am I right?

Hitlery Channel.

Fireman-porn and $5 footlongs for everyone!

She does have a face.