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I call "Beard Guy" "John Ritter"
Todd, I'm sticking with this show because I can see it's potential, because it's well-made, and because of your ringing endorsement of the next episode. I really disagree, though, that this is the episode where things start to get good. In fact, it was another zero-sum episode; NOTHING…

Sorry, dawg. It's still a little pitchy.

FREEBIRD!
See above.

Ugh
I had no idea the original story was that bloody. Let's cancel this one right now.

Reetty, I too saw a midnight showing of that 3-d "porn". It was terrible. It cost only a dollar, and there was supposed to be sex at some point, but it was so god-awful that our whole group almost walked out. Instead, we were rewarded with a giant 3-D penis. Yikes.

Streaming on the iPhone seems to be the only thing listed that Netflix doesn't have (yet).

Baby Shower
I just watched the Baby Shower a couple days ago, and I really didn't care for it. It actually felt like the kind of imagined second season episode you talk about - the one where the writers haven't found their voice yet. The farce is too contrived, and by the time that random woman delivers her mirror of…

Father or not, I think the thought of having drinks and dinner with a guy like Alton Benes would be terrifying. He has enough of that "I don't give a shit about you" attitude to make you worry that he might be willing to stab you if you get in his way.

I was in 4th grade when the show started, and my parents didn't let me watch it for years. I think they felt that Fox was to slobby - Married with Children and the Simpsons (with all its talk of shorts-eating) sounded like a bad influence to them, so I wasn't allowed to watch.

Skrillbox, I still have 3 or 4 of those puppets somewhere at my parents' house. And yes, they are kickass.

I thought that was the Sobieski Real Doll.

I really enjoyed the film, although I live in LA and have seen these characters quite a few times.

Wait - is she flat-butt, or the one Abed wants to bang?

I'm with you, Mr. G. That and Keifer's intro were nice ways to say goodbye. The countdown clock made me think of the end of Arrested Development, where Ron Howard says, "It *was* Arrested Development."

I also thought Olivia freaking out in the box was a little unnatural, until I saw Walternate pulling the shade back down on her window, and I realized that she had been trapped in a small room in complete darkness (in a parallel universe). I think her freakoout was justified.

Weird
I was in college when these THEN albums came out, so it's weird to see how much of this stuff is totally unfamiliar. I didn't listen to much radio at the time, and I wasn't much for any scene where these songs might have gotten any play. I've only recognized maybe 3-4 songs from each of the past few entries. God…

Some of Jack's dialog during the torture scene (the non-shouty parts) was actually not terrible. The "you dumb bastard" line was pretty excellent.

Loved the callback to the Sewage Department. "I'm up to my waist in hot snatch!"

No Gail Simmons?
I'm going to assume the producers asked her not to come to keep her boobs from fighting with the bride's. Yowza.