Waka Waka
Q: What did Homer Simpson say when he bit into a bad pickle?

Sack Lunch

Um uh yeah
I am working on a club sandwich! Lunchtime, FTW.

Oof
Campy Johnny Melancholy's pic up top is looking mighty altered. YOU ARE OLD SIR.

Now Chingy's carurrr is apparently going nowhurr.

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOO-BOO-BOOO BEEP!
Might as well suck
SUCK!
Go ahea-ead suck
SUCK!

Cheap Trick
Speaking of great hard pop records, does anyone younger than thirty enjoy Cheap Trick these days? Their first 4 albums are still so incredibly great to me, even after hundreds and hundreds of listens. He's a Whore, Elo Kiddies, Lookout, Big Eyes, Auf Wiedersehen… so many good songs. If you are a yoot and…

*HONK HONK*

It's a painting of a naked broad on a couch, painted by - get this - TITIAN!

*shits on Joaquin Phoenix*

Hey man, save me a poke!
He was also Mr. Suburu.

^^^ Wants to be starting something ^^^

I just pushed a large ball down a ramp and at the end of the ramp the ball pushed a cat door. The cat door swung forward and hit the buttocks of a cat, who, having been frightened, leapt up in the air. The head of the cat snapped a thread of floss that was tied to a table leg on one end and a rocking chair on the…

I'm Gene Simmons of Kiss. Can I interest you in a novelty with a Kiss logo on it? Perhaps some Dr. Pepper?

It'll go a-somethin a-like dis…
Randy Jackson: Dawg, dawg dawg dawg-dawg, dawg.

It's actually spelled
Considdadadadee Vowus.

Woody Alien
Someday they'll treat my script for 'Woody Alien' with the respect it deserves and greenlight it. Nebbish chestbursters, FTW.

Dat wuz dop-szhelf ligguh!

"Uhhh, I am DARTH NIHILUS"

Feh
I wear my Admiral Ackbar full-head mask when I do my grocery shopping.