HA ha. HA ha. Canoodle. Yes. HA ha.

Dirrrrrty
Wow, fake Tom Bosley looks like he's angrily demonstrating his fingering technique to the startled, toothpick-chomping fake Neil Patrick Harris. He's a pinky away from the Shocker.

Up-Eastah
Man, I can't WAIT for some more horrible Maine dialects in the new Sematary.

Yip
I'm happy to have a chance to see Jawbox play again. Zach Barocas is one of my favorite drummerseses of all times.

Blue Jay Way
Blue Jay Way always made me feel so incredibly uneasy; I can't even listen to it without a wave of sheer dread coming over me.

Froggy went a-courtin' he did ride
Rrrrram-booooooooooooo

Dollhouse
I tuned in hoping for a show where episodes of House were re-enacted using a Hugh Laurie action figure.

Chortle
When I was a lad, my mother referred to tighty-whitey underpants as 'bigs' - essentially, you get out of diapers someday and you get to wear big-boy underpants. I'm fairly sure that she referred to them as 'bigs' even well into my teens.

I'm curious…
…but what does a homeless Chris Elliott have to do with this article? And when did he get that sweet Jagermeister Stag tat?

Wrong on all counts.

It's because Karl Malden was a goddam thief. A fushing feef, as it were.

Say…
…is an Icelandic nerd a djork?

Nonsense. Pork medallions make ANYTHING better.

No one thought of Pete Yawn?

What they're not telling you…
…is that 'King's' is a bar and the 'staff' is made up of a 52 year-old ex-hooker bartender named Krissy and a 20 year-old busboy named Mauricio. The game actually details the adventures of Indiana Jones and Krissy and Mauricio.

Ugh
A movie title absolutely custom-made for firsties…

Fo real
I truly thought this was going to be an interview with a band called 'Thomas Mars of Phoenix'.

I wanted to post a reply so your post wouldn't stand alone.

Somewhere she is laughing boisterously.

That was an excellent Mel Allen impersonation.