Pensive
As I type this post, I smirk to myself knowingly. I pause now and then to carefully consider my next word. The type on the screen is really large white text on a bright blue DOS screen. The Doogie Howser, M.D. theme lazily plays in the background.

I'm deef, computer-wise
I have no soundcard here at work so all I have is a joke about how he is either a) related to Ethel Merman or b) an actual Mer-man.

My latest script is actually called 'Gerunding Nouny'.

Corn will be served.

Robin Williams = Special Needs Bono

Ohhhhh, MindyMindyMindy…

NOT Esau
I'm of the opinion that the guy on the beach with Jacob in the opening scene is not Esau. He refers to Jacob as 'friend', which I can't imagine ever calling my own brother. My guess is that Deadwood Guy is simply Smokie all dolled up as a ghost of a dead person, a la John, Yemi, Christian, etc. Maybe Deadwood…

Sawyer is definitely missing his left foot. Actually, Desmond is missing his left hand, Miles is missing his left foot and Kate is hiding her left hand behind her back. Charlotte is not missing anything, and we know how things went for her this season, so my Sawyer speculation may be for naught. Interesting, either…

Oh man. I had forgotten the 'missing feet' promo photo for this season until this guy ^^^ mentioned it. The whole motif they were going for there was obviously a nod to Back to the Future where Marty and his brother and sister were slowly disappearing from the photo as he altered the past. So, we can see that both…

Ah, books
When will someone finally turn the 'Choose Your Own Adventure' books into a film? I would pay to see William H. Macy get lost in the Cave of Time.

Huzzah
I can recall playing the 'Journey - Escape' arcade game in an arcade. That's pretty fucked, that.

Got bored and left.

Interesting, but…
I'd much prefer to see a movie about a menacing, undead Kelly Leak.

Ohhhhhhh…
(muted trumpet: 'WA-WA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA')

Back then
Back when IG was in theaters, my wife and I were babysitting our two nephews (then ages 5 and 8) for a weekend and decided to take them to see it. I was just stunned by how good it was and occasionally wondering to myself whether the boys were enjoying it, as I was sure the Red Scare stuff wasn't registering…

+10 for GeoGreg's Paul Benedict/Tap ref.

A JOKE
A WIIG is a hairpiece you wear while playing video games.

Magical Maestro
Tex Avery's short 'Magical Maestro'. Genius. And yes, politically incorrect. Bite me.

Hoooo ho ho ho ho ho
Can't help but hear the title of this movie in Jabba the Hutt's voice.

A hammer claw up the nose is ALWAYS funny.