To be fair, Nick did stand there and hold Caleb's feet.

If providing the soundtrack for Maximum Overdrive is evidence of murder then these boys are guilty!

I could barely handle it for a minute and forty-three seconds.

Actual Irish people don't pay any attention to proud Irish-Americans.

It seems like he would just comment on the pain aloud.

I hope Alecia throws Jason's bear in the fire.

I thought the weirdest part was him describing other people as "friends".

Thanks… for the… support?

Edit faster, dammit!

Oh, man. Have you not seen Jedi yet?

I'd probably get kicked out for using someone's words against them.

Three medivacs this season.

Yeah, it's foolish to think that I'd even be picked.

I wonder if that's why Kyle Jason: Bounty Hunter is actually on the show?

"And now we begin the audiobook of How to Be a Kick-Ass Bounty Hunter with chapter one: Bullying."

I think he just knew that the Brains tribe "had" to keep him around for his challenge strength. I think he got beat, but genuinely wasn't worried.

Or "pretty sure I could beat everybody in Survivor."

They're thinking about it.

I told you to go to bed! Tonight's a school night!

I usually like the bad guys.