Some family members felt good tonight.

You know, I actually felt bad for Alecia tonight. Not so much on the Jason bandwagon anymore.

Not a fake sounding "come"?

Au contraire, mon frere!

I'm really liking this feature.

It's the name clearly!

When I was a kid spanking was acceptable.

Could it be part of a strategy? They give them sunblock. Maybe Jason worked his ass off for one day while he was strong and nourished and is using his sunburn as an excuse to work now.

I told you never to contact me here! There's a good chance I'm gonna get a promotion soon. Look, I know it's no McLaren, but my Cordoba is a classic. I know times are tight but just let me have these few hours on the Survivor board, please?

I loved how after the build-up from the commercial, the episode had an after-the-fact confessional from Woo about the fall before they showed that he was okay.

Might as well just tell them that the winner was J'Tia!

With those webbed fingers, whatta you know?

I guess you're right. It's just that he seemed to know a bit about Survivor and seemed to be fitting in well. But I think he's been in the minority on both votes now.

Like that time when Woo died on the "next week… on Survivor!" previews.

Scot and Jennifer voted for Alicia. Jason, Cydney and Alicia voted for Jennifer. Scot has been a very different player than I thought he would be.

I loved it when he said (paraphrasing) "everyone says the wrong thing sometimes."

*spits out thousands of wiggling parasites*

And put your tongue back in your mouth please.

If one of the challenges is to put on a stage version of Midsummer Night's Dream without your parents knowing, I'm turning the TV off before that medivac.

Debbie. But she used to be a professional Obama impersonator so only she would be able to notice that.