Roman Polanski directed his last 8 movies from inside a 13 year old girl's vagina.

Traffic was a bitch!

Pussies, right?

DOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOU BEEEEEEEEELIVE IN LOVE?

I plan to vote for ALL the Trojan Party candidates in Nov.

Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"
Number Eight! "BURP!"

I'm out grocery shopping and some young misunderstood alien is running the checkout line. My groceries cost $14.25 so I hand him a twenty and a quarter. FUCKER DID NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE CHANGE!

Let's call them the "Vee-Sharps"!

"Welcome to Uhlaskuh!"
(punches alien in face)

It's an EVER SO SLIGHTLY more tolerable version of V.

They are reverse vampires-they have to be invited OUT of a place!

RE: Sophia

Also, there's a webpage devoted just to "news" about this show? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?!?!?!?

This is amazing…
…how much I don't give a fuck.

YES MISS KATY!
CUM! CUM!

Ha!
More like "The Meh-vent", AMIRITE?

"I said to myself 'Barney, you're not going to lick those windows today' and…"

More like Stone Te-Meh-ple Pilots, AMIRITE?

Sentence fragments…just phrases!

I always thought if they ever did a "Mirror Universe" episode of TNG, Duras should be on the Enterprise instead of Worf. He could have defected to the Earth Empire and evil Picard could keep referring to him as "Le Traitur" or something like that.