Especially if he helped you fight crime.

Stop trying to blow up the AV Club!

Are you a doctor? I bet this whole Ebola thing is your fault.

If I don't quote Futurama, Arrested Development or Archer every 108 minutes, I explode.

Wooden tubes?

And when they annoy you, you can yell, "SHITTY KITTY!"

Best ever sci-fi cats are in Top Ten, with the super-powered mice and the pest exterminator who gets screwed out of his fee when a multiversal Crisis wipes the mice and his super-cats from existence.

All cats are named Cat. Like they give a fuck what their 'name' is.

Well, having children does scientifically lower your IQ.

Probably because the British are fucking obsessed with our pets? Or I don't know, maybe it's the same everywhere.

Try being thinner.

I wanna fookin' costume!

Actually it's Hadid, whose head is lodged firmly up her own backside.

I knew a blind guy whose guide dog would constantly lead him to the nearest butchers. Okay I didn't, but the thought makes me laugh.

Time is a flat Bat-symbol.

I'm going to allow it.

Also not a patch on Qatar's vulva stadium.

Downvoted because that website isn't the official League Of Shadows website.

So he can differentiate between wavelengths? I'd imagine he wouldn't be able to go out during the day, lest the sun's rays overpower him.

Except for Batman?