When are we getting Archer action figures, damnit?!?!

Yeah, those three-armed ones have terrible difficulty getting ones that fit.

… Or if you're in a shitty mood and don't want it to get worse?

Ears, duh.

But as mentioned in that article, this isn't the type of show to run a story like that.

The same place the lighter fluid comes from.

You wear coffee mugs? Check out the fashionista!

I'm not ebola'd over by this international threat pun thread.

Whatever, Woodhouse does it anyway.

Soaked in Scotchguard.

MY MANWICH!

That's … not a real place.

Let's also get the Bumbling Soviet empire. Also fax machines and bionic women with removable vagines.

Well, they do have God on their side.

Oh, please, you'd … name a noun.

Just think of all those poor ebay sellers with their knock-off shirts!

New name for I.S.I.S …

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?

Yeah sure, Lego was better when it was simple and kids had to rely on their imaginations, but the company was dying on it's arse before it got licensing for Star Wars and Harry Potter and what have you. That's what the people wanted, and I don' think it was entirely down to adult collectors.

Great (big) Freakish Tits Only!