STICKLE BRICKS! STICKLE BRIIIIIIIICKS!!

I don't think anyone needs to post anything ever again. This thread is the A.V. Club distilled. Someone freeze it in Carbonite for the sake of future generations.

One in a million, Doc! One in a million!

But what if they do the Hobbit in one film, instead of three bloated ones? That would be welcome.

So which AV staffer are you?

LIKE SAND ON THOSE HORRIBLE PLANETS

Hey, if you're that easily satisfied, we should have sex!

SHOW ME ON THE LEGO WHERE DIK TOUCHED YOU

Give Knox a grant.

I'm sorry, we're all out of Nerd license plates.

That's always the best kind of horny.

Mm! Look at all that jiggly booze!

Slap on a fresh coat of beige paint, watch it dry, and voila! Thor 2.

So, you perk up with wood in your face? Hyuk hyuk

I wanna Hulk burger with a Black Widow-shake!

Something something Moon Cup.

God, if I liked myself even a little, I wouldn't hate everyone else so much.

Yeah, but it's tough love.

That's exactly what's it's like, and I do think of that sketch.

I love the idea of women too.