Yes, Morrison was always going to kill him, he just had fun writing him so let him live longer … and then had fun murdering him about seven different ways.

Because more people will buy it if the Batgirl is Gordon?

Or you know, just not read the articles you're not interested in.

It's like everyone was drunk or something!

I'm 30 and the 20/21-year-olds in my university class talk about exactly how much of which type of alcohol they had to drink the night before. That and the Great British Bake Off.

Because the wheels would get in the way, duh.

Chromium or GTFO.

Bah! Babs has a computer-like memory she can access last night in amazing detail, and yet she got so drunk she forgets the hipster douche she was making out with?

Ugh. Didn't read the article, did you?

Naughty raccoon! Get outta the fuckin' garbage!

Wait a minute …

You mean you buy the vintage Ghostbusters toys? Is there much of a market for those?

[blows bubbles]

No-one noticed you running to the toilet six times? They probably wouldn't even have noticed if you hadn't gone in at all!

Single Female Ghostbusters!

Sick kids are the worst.

No, the best thing to do is not to do anything. This series has only a 50% success rate as it is anyway. Why risk it?

Careful! Someone who helped these babymakers with their film is lurking to defend their precious honour!

You can always get good money for baby meat.

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Sorry, I was just picturing a whoresuit for a moment …