Who let the car mechanics at karaoke night make a music video?

What one sees as a poor excuse for employment for George Lopez, George Lopez sees as steady paychecks to go toward prostitutes.

What one sees as a poor excuse for employment for George Lopez, George Lopez sees as steady paychecks to go toward prostitutes.

Looking forward to picking this up today—preferably the deluxe edition.

Looking forward to picking this up today—preferably the deluxe edition.

I see they're chasing the "Emmy voter that is a dickbag" constituency.

I see they're chasing the "Emmy voter that is a dickbag" constituency.

I take it that this dickbag's stance on abortion is why "she's been gone since that summer." 

I take it that this dickbag's stance on abortion is why "she's been gone since that summer." 

I hope that Fred 3: Fred Never Sleeps ties up the loose ends about Judy's disappearance.

I wouldn't put it past Ricky Spanish to renew Family Guy.

"So this series between the two East Coast rivals could swap their fortunes, just like in one of the many movies where Lindsay Lohan swaps something with someone."

"Boner Jams '0666? Looks harmless to me!"

I was one of the viewers that gave the show a few episodes to actually become something—ANYTHING—worth watching, but it made its million like Rihanna and decided to coast on racist humor and crassly puns. Hell, I would have been more inclined to watch if the characters were layered and interesting, or if the writing…

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

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Iron Man 3's sexiness is down 1.3 percent in after-hours trading.

I Am Legend: Money Never $leep$

But who will yank the donkey semen image out of our scarred brains?

"If this yacht's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin, you terrorist!"