it was a hard choice to cut Return of the Felching Dead

the crazypants Frank Miller version was, that was an elderly one-armed pipe-smoking version but if there was ever a good excuse for a retcon then that's it

the crazypants Frank Miller version was, that was an elderly one-armed pipe-smoking version but if there was ever a good excuse for a retcon then that's it

Silver Age Superman also had a bunch of extremely convincing Superman and Clark Kent robots that he would occasionally send out to fool everyone

Silver Age Superman also had a bunch of extremely convincing Superman and Clark Kent robots that he would occasionally send out to fool everyone

watch it again, it's not a telescoping barrel — in other words the Joker's been walking around, dancing on the parade float, etc. with a two-foot gun in his pants the entire time

watch it again, it's not a telescoping barrel — in other words the Joker's been walking around, dancing on the parade float, etc. with a two-foot gun in his pants the entire time

"Marion Cotillard's death scene" - Didn't she just slump over?

"Marion Cotillard's death scene" - Didn't she just slump over?

as-yet-unspecified but potentially recurring role

as-yet-unspecified but potentially recurring role

I totally agree with his opinion, but I think it's shit

I totally agree with his opinion, but I think it's shit

this would be a lot easier if there was a simple one-page master list, but I'm pretty sure none of these made it to either list:

this would be a lot easier if there was a simple one-page master list, but I'm pretty sure none of these made it to either list:

Johnny Mnemonic

Johnny Mnemonic

Blame Spielberg's selfishness — the original idea was to save that for the third film, but Spielberg already decided he wasn't going to direct that one, so he moved it to the end of The Lost World because he really really wanted to direct a T-rex rampaging through a city.

Blame Spielberg's selfishness — the original idea was to save that for the third film, but Spielberg already decided he wasn't going to direct that one, so he moved it to the end of The Lost World because he really really wanted to direct a T-rex rampaging through a city.

so THERE'S the asshole who forced me to use "J0k3r"