I dunno, I reaaaally don't like those gymnastics announcers.

What about Tim and Eric? Or are they getting them for the Golden Globes?

What about Tim and Eric? Or are they getting them for the Golden Globes?

I read that on ESPN, I told myself that I was going to respond to it like an adult, but instead now everyone in my office has been privy to me giggling like a five year old.

I read that on ESPN, I told myself that I was going to respond to it like an adult, but instead now everyone in my office has been privy to me giggling like a five year old.

And Murphy is probably petty enough that he would do it just to spite all of us!

And Murphy is probably petty enough that he would do it just to spite all of us!

I would watch "Sharktopus" high

I would watch "Sharktopus" high

There are ways, he probably had to do some things he never thought he'd have to do for money, but there are ways.

There are ways, he probably had to do some things he never thought he'd have to do for money, but there are ways.

A lot of the competitors came from countries without swimming pools.

A lot of the competitors came from countries without swimming pools.

Am I the only one that thought it sounded like the name of a porno?

Am I the only one that thought it sounded like the name of a porno?

I'm black and for the life of me I don't know why I love menthols so much.

I'm black and for the life of me I don't know why I love menthols so much.

Well come on now, Edgar Bronfman, Jr has a family to feed!

Well come on now, Edgar Bronfman, Jr has a family to feed!

Yes we call that the Chuck Lorre phenomenon..