Please use "myriad" as you would the word "many".
The myriad instances.

I have that to.  If I look directly at them then as soon as I see the lies in their eyes I suddenly want to see them destroyed.
But hand washing is not a problem.

I have that to.  If I look directly at them then as soon as I see the lies in their eyes I suddenly want to see them destroyed.
But hand washing is not a problem.

Yeah, like a guy like Howard in real life isn't going to want to move in with her and sleep in the same bed every night until he dies the second she even touches his arm.
Most unbelievable part of this series.

Yeah, like a guy like Howard in real life isn't going to want to move in with her and sleep in the same bed every night until he dies the second she even touches his arm.
Most unbelievable part of this series.

Nice.  And seriously, it really is just OC.  You go to Orange County, not The Orange County.  But when you do, you don't take 5, you take THE 5.  
Got it?

Nice.  And seriously, it really is just OC.  You go to Orange County, not The Orange County.  But when you do, you don't take 5, you take THE 5.  
Got it?

It's not even good-bad.  Oh, the end song is.  But a majority of it plays like security camera footage.  The little wookie just walks over here and over there and picks up this toy and mom gets this pan out of the cupboard and god it's dull.  I saw it on TV and as a kid was bored.  I fast forwarded much of it as an…

It's not even good-bad.  Oh, the end song is.  But a majority of it plays like security camera footage.  The little wookie just walks over here and over there and picks up this toy and mom gets this pan out of the cupboard and god it's dull.  I saw it on TV and as a kid was bored.  I fast forwarded much of it as an…

Wow.  All this sounds really, really, horrible.  More Darths and Jedi rebellions- How about a third Death Star while we're at it?
There was a huge 'splosion and Vader died and everyone went on with life.
You wanna see where Ackbar buys his deodorant thirty years after Endor too?
The magic is OVER.

Wow.  All this sounds really, really, horrible.  More Darths and Jedi rebellions- How about a third Death Star while we're at it?
There was a huge 'splosion and Vader died and everyone went on with life.
You wanna see where Ackbar buys his deodorant thirty years after Endor too?
The magic is OVER.

I guess we know who won't be getting a celebrity helicopter rescue if they need one.

I guess we know who won't be getting a celebrity helicopter rescue if they need one.

This just happened to work out this way, but I was drinking grape soda.  No kidding. We had children over this weekend and an unopened 2 litter was in the fridge and as the results were turning over and over to Obama I opened it with a loud hiss and poured it carefully like a newly opened champagne…

This just happened to work out this way, but I was drinking grape soda.  No kidding. We had children over this weekend and an unopened 2 litter was in the fridge and as the results were turning over and over to Obama I opened it with a loud hiss and poured it carefully like a newly opened champagne…

Sometimes I think this column is one big fake out to sneak in a recommendation for something this column and it's reader should certainly hate.

Sometimes I think this column is one big fake out to sneak in a recommendation for something this column and it's reader should certainly hate.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE?!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE?!

That's the one!