Bat Girl was an a colossal pain in my ass because of the way I tend to dodge. But I've been doing pretty good since then.

To be fair, they were drumming and chanting awkwardly and that makes me angry as well.

Do most people actually think of them as equal is actually kind of an interesting question.

Is this 'five people are freaking out on Twitter' again?

Why the living fuck would I do that?

It's weird because he was one of those dudes I knew of but I never actually knew who exactly he was.

9/11 trutherism is like catnip for old lefties. If they were marching for stuff before the hippies they seem to be all over the idea.

Profit is the poster child for shows that came out too early.

Yes. It was. It's one of those shows with a high concept that came out at the wrong time.

So many, many thinkpieces.

Lonesome Dove. There's something that could do with a prestige television series. Maybe with Tommy Lee Jones, Robet Duvall and maybe also Steve Buscemi for some reason.

This seems profoundly unecessary even as far as remakes go.

It's still not very funny.

Without looking him up, I'm just going to assume he looks like a slightly smaller version of Bernie.

I fucking love Near Dark and will eye gouge any fucker who thinks about this movie otherwise.

When I lived in a little Vietnam, I had a choice of six restaurants all called Pho. I learnt none of this but I did live there long enough to lose my right to mispronounce Vietnamese words.

*puts on rubber gloves*

YES! THROW ROCKS AT JOHNNY GALECKIS! HE IS AN ABOMINATION THAT MUST BE SCOURGED FROM THE EARTH!

He's probably due to die soon.

Twitter!