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First up, how would a Black Widow movie be that much different than a Jason Bourne/James Bond movie? As far as having the climactic battle with lots of explosions and combatants, that is par for the course for both Marvel and James Bond. With script tweaks, there could have been a version of Winter Soldier with

It's a "lazy" choice in the same way RDJ was a "lazy" choice for Tony Stark; it's so on the nose it's hard to think of a reason to not like it.

Because the Cameron works in subtle ways. You see, in addition to being a name, "Christian" is English for the Greek word "Χριστιανός", meaning "Christian." He is meant to be a surrogate for all Χριστιανοί ("Christians") in the world. He's not talking to one man, he's talking to all Christians of the world. And

The St Francis de Sales F.

To be fair, thanks to rules changes it is possible to have a lead after the 4th quarter and lose. If it goes to OT and a team initially scores a field goal, they will lead after the 4th quarter. If the other team then proceeds to either score a touchdown, or tie with a field goal of their own then later on score

"Since the beginning of the 2010 season, Green Bay is 9-4 against teams named after cats and 7-4 against teams named after birds. The rare two-animal threat."

Time to get a bit sanctimonious all up in here.

When I see an article about Taylor Swift and her butt, my mind just starts going in a certain direction whether I want it to or not. Much like Natalie Portman and her mustache.

The 12th is "Thou Shalt Not Pass"

You looked at that and thought "Duplo," huh? Well, guess that's better than what my mind immediately jumped to.

Damn it, now I have little Ron Howard singing in The Music Man stuck in my head.

I don't know what's worse. That I finally got tempted enough to google "Natalie Portman with a mustache," the fact that the picture exists, or the fact that I still think she's hot in the picture.

Does Futurama count? War is the H-Word.

Natalie Portman with a mustache… mmmm… excuse me, I need to *runs away*

One of my favorite ironies of ironies is that passage is often read on Ash Wednesday. When Christians are, for some baffling reason, encouraged by their churches to mark themselves and walk around to show that they went to church that day.

How is President Obutthumper's name change not getting mainstream news coverage?!? Clear liberal bias!!!

"they had run out of ideas and were going for the cheapest stuff possible"

Ridley Scott had Ripley end by stripping down to her underwear. James Cameron is the one who gave us the badass Ripley.