Only weirder thing I can think of is the time Geffen Records sued Neil Young for making a record that wasn't a ripoff of previous Neil Young records. They complained that it was too different from his previous work and was unrepresentative of him.

"Shitty movie, but Kurt Russell's in it."

That's cheating, Internet! It's not new or different, it's just back. And not even in pog form.

I believe you mean P-cat, the Penitent Puss.

"A group of loners learn to work as a team? Uh-huh."

The plot of such non-stories as The Seven Samurai and Star Wars. Good thing we don't have to just settle for that drek and we have real stories like The Dark Knight Rises.

…what?!?

So you consider inconsistent characters, poor pacing, and terrible writing to be "nitpicks?" Or just when somebody itemizes specific points about the myriad greater problems with that movie?

"sisters doin’ it"

Puns are a bad habit to get into.

You forgot to mention the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer dance scene! *whacks with rolled up newspaper*

“I would never say someone else’s film isn’t ‘a real film.’ The quote is inaccurate.”

Apparently mass produce it for… reasons. Why did they have multiple tumblers lying around for Bane to steal, anyway?

Pants are for squares.

That's what the keg is for.

They sent in the army to secure the one remaining bridge into Gotham and sent in supplies to help the people, but otherwise, no, the government seemed pretty content to just leave Gotham under a terrorist's control for a few months.

No, not at all. Critics didn't feel like criticizing it. It has a Metascore of 78 and a fresh rating to 88%. Crowds flocked to see it, it made over a billion dollars worldwide and garnered a Cinemascore of 'A.'

You couldn't have time lapsing. He had 24 hours to do all that stuff. Time lapsing would make it a bigger plot hole, not a smaller one.

It's a plot hole and it's the text book definition of a plot hole.

I know! The other guy, the guy in charge of the awesome 3d mapping and tracking devices who also got… lost…