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At least you can eat it while driving since it doesn't need a spoon or :(){ :|: & };:

At work so I can't watch it yet, so I'll just have to imagine what Cheryl is doing with her fingers there. Hrm…

Couldn't disagree more.

The problem with Room 237 is that the Native American genocide theory is the only good theory of the lot. The rest just devolve into a bizarre spiral of insisting that it's about the Holocaust because Jack uses a typewriter.

As long as this scene is filmed, I think it will be worth watching.

That was actually you? Cool! Again, I think that slowing it down and analyzing each is really cool, but yeah I think that a lot of them are stretches.

Fuck off, internet.

I'd take Slumber Party Alien Abduction, the weakest part of VHS 2 over anything in the first aside from 10/31/98.

Please, list the specifics of what you didn't like about this. I'm sincerely interested.

By Miss Piggy.

He was a cis-Superman compared to Snagglepuss.

I will occasionally suggest this movie to people telling them only "it's about a baboon that kills LARPers." If you don't watch it based on that sentence, I don't think there's anything I can say that will convince you to give it a shot.

The hell with you all! I will create a mashup of Disney Princesses in Star Wars with 8-bit special effects involving a cover version of the main theme done by cats and goats! And the internet will be told that it's done a great job… not me… not… me…

Imma let you finish, but Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy is one of the greatest spy movies of all time!

Nah, even then Galactus is more a force of nature than a villain. He doesn't eat planets maliciously, he does it because he needs to in order to live. Thanos, on the other hand, kills the universe because he has a crush on Death. I suppose it's arguable that Thanos is never 100% committed which is the only reason

No, there's no final boss. Thanos may be the closest Marvel has to a single universal villain who pretty much everyone can agree needs to be put down for the sake of every living thing. Even killing him is no assurance of him not coming back.

Chances are that people will tire of superhero movies and this will all fizzle out.

"Watch This" is quickly becoming the new "Great Job, Internet!"

He didn't manage to move it in the movie, but I believe that he's been angry/strong enough to do it in the comic.

His lack of a thirst for battle might be the most "unworthy" part from an Asgardian perspective. As opposed to vikings or Asgardians who actively thirst for battle, Cap only wants to stop bullies.