With the "red in her ledger?" No way they'd make her worthy in the movies.

Here's the puzzle of getting off the fence; do you go with the party that you lean more heavily towards, because, well, they represent your viewpoint, or do you register with the party you agree with less to try to sway them towards the center/other side of the political spectrum?

I hope you bought new copies to read the second time, otherwise you're pretty much stealing from Colbert.

Woo! Forever Knight! Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who remembers that show!

For #11, we need to add The Beyond. I give it extra points for it being a blind little girl.

Right now there could be a wave of gamma radiation going through the universe that could hit the Earth, instantly destroying all life in an instant.

I am currently expecting it to be revealed in tonight's Agents of SHIELD, absolutely no joke. Anything later and Feige is WRONG.

Here's my money! Take it all! You're going to be getting it soon enough anyway!!!!

It's been a while but… I don't think anyone has ever pointed to Razorback and said "watch this," except maybe the villains in MST3K.

Gotta say, I'm excited to see what he brings to the table. It sounds like a fresh take and like he's passionate about horror and as a fan I can hardly ask for any more than that.

That is a movie that exists. It kinda fails point 2, but I will give it all the credit in the world for existing!

Malcolm in the Middle did one of the best teardowns of this ever. Francis became obsessed with a totem pole his friends stole and became desperate to decipher its spiritual meanings. In the end, the guy it belongs to shows up to take it back. When Francis asks about its meaning, the guy tells him that if he hits it…

All the movies around this time had some hilariously predictable beats. If the creature wasn't a shark, then there had to be a segment explaining why THIS animal is even worse than a shark. Also, government officials stubbornly refusing to cancel aquatic events. "Lots of octopus related deaths, you say? No matter,…

Piranhamoose?

I like Candyman, but that movie has some third act issues from hell. Second act too, come to think of it.

That may be the best explanation of why it's in some way relevant that I've ever seen.

Seriously. Night of the Living Dead was an independent labor of love. You're not just looking for a paycheck when you're begging for money to make a black and white (to save money) loose adaptation of a horror maestro's story (it's loosely based on Richard Matheson's I Am Legend).

I find that hard to believe.

I am among many people I know who's favorite in the series is Hellraiser II.

Wait… there's going to be a sequel to Avengers?!?!? NO WAY!!!!