Some parts of Burbank are nice …

There need to be real legal consequences for companies that use meritless lawsuits (or the threats thereof) against individuals engaging in clearly protected speech.

Too soon!

Man, most I ever saw was some dude getting nabbed by security at a Rush concert for smoking a joint. I assume they just cited him or something 'cuz he was back in his seat a half-hour later.

"Roach wrangler".

"No dear, you were the first boy. We still love your sisters and younger brother more than you."

There's a fancy-pants word for relics like that, but I can't remember what it is.

I think the aesthetic they're going for is (charitably) "striking".

Yeah, but a lot of her content includes pictures of their horrible interiors.

I hope he gets his kids back.

I still say that collar looks ridiculous.

This is where Die Hard jumps through the window!

GAAAHH!!

How does Drew Barrymore figure into all this?

Christine Vs. Cujo just makes me sad. :(

I'm just a keep, yes I'm only a keep …

DON'T JOKE THAT SHIT FUCKED ME UP FOR LIFE!

Too Needy, "Two Things": The AV Club Story

The people of Amblin, CO have never stopped screaming.

Dammit AV Club, you made it sound like the surviving members had gotten together to make this. I DON'T BELIEVE IN NOTHIN' NO MORE!