It's like the old "blue balls" excuse except way creepier and grosser.

EARTH-Carson is the world in the multiverse where the pyramids were built by the Egyptians to store grain and all medical knowledge is gleaned from the bible. Also, Ben Carson is President, obviously. Civilization ceased to exist shortly into his term.

Don't forget a bitchin' robot servant that Paulie falls in love with!

I think you mean "sportsball." Please use the proper nerd/hipster terminology.

Who would have thought that a movie about the most maligned and mocked "A-list' superhero in existence portrayed by a terrible muscle-man actor and from a studio with a rocky record of adapting source material might have some difficulty getting off the launch pad…?

Fuck that whole family, I hope

The only things I know about Lena Dunham are that she created and starred in 'Girls' and she's a vocal critic of hatred and shaming directed at women. To the latter I say good on her, to the former I say I didn't like the first season of Girls so stopped watching the show. I found it too navel-gazey and vapid, a…

But Immortan Joe says that when we go to Valhalla we get all the Mad Max sequels we want!
*Sprays chrome paint on face, immolates in fiery car wreck*

I dunno, not sure why they had to do a British remake. I've always found their sense of humor to be a bit too wry for my liking.

God is Not Dead 2: The Quickening

Groggy… wait, did Bill Cosby offer you a drink in 1995?

"All-New? More like All-Affirmative Action!"

… also sometimes "The Unworthy" or "Thor The Unworthy" depending on the writer/story and how he's being portrayed.
Also he lost his arm and has a new metal one and carries a magic ax and uses flying goats to get around.
That clear things up?

"His name is Steven Rogers."

All-New, All-D-aww fuck it, it's got Miles Morales, OK?! Are you happy!? We killed the Ultimate Universe and had a huge multiverse-spanning event just so you people could have him on Earth 616! Are you happy now?! Great. Now go buy some variants!

Not the hero you need or deserve, but the one you get… just like your stepfather! He works hard to provide for this family! He just needs to take the edge off after a long day at work…

Not to be too big a nerdy "that guy" but I think the object Daisy Ridley is holding isn't a lightsaber but the staff that we've seen her carrying in all the trailers. (Though I admit it looks a bit like Luke's Return of the Jedi lightsaber.)

… which is like saying syphilis is worse than herpes.

Lady monkeys! Can't live with 'em…

Hey, someone on the internet is wrong (or at least wasn't explicitly right) about something! Get him!