She likes when he looks at the camera with chagrin and his nose deflates.

I thought Putter liked Kermit because he was funny yet gentle, but maybe she identifies with Kermit since she does not age and maintains total continuity.

My mistake - Puerto Rican.

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The guy who played the ape man was a Mexican ballet dancer who died of AIDS.

Chelsea Clinton always did look sort of horsey. The Gore girls were pretty hot if I recall.

The Bush daughters are pretty attractive. The Gore girls (I know, Democrat) were pretty hot back in their day as well.

I have the poster next to my bed. It's missing a comma which would make the copy seem a bit more ominous.

I think the nightclub where Jennifer Connelly is singing is like the first stop after Heaven for most AV Clubbers.

Putter is more interested in things she can hug. She watches Muppet movies with wide, trusting eyes and I do nothing to dissuade her from the notion that Muppets ARE real creatures and she may one day be able to meet them.

I always wonder why there isn't some Altered States cult here.

"Moppet" is a good word, though usually when my imaginary daughter tries to get my attention, I say, "What is it, my little muffin?" or "What is it, my little daffodil?"

First Daughters tend to be hot, if their dad is a Republican.

It depresses me because I think that a lot of women won't be attracted to me because I'm a big bald guy and the ones that are attracted to me will expect me to fit the stereotype/

"Baby did a bad bad thing." - Joe Jack, King of the Hill

It's the only thing I can do. What I hate is that people always have preconceptions about guys my size, especially if you're bald. I can lose weight, but I'm always going to be seen as "a big guy" and being a big bald white guy isn't very attractive.

It's either seen as weak or hypermasculine. I worry about the hypermasculine part. I'm not in super-shape or anything, but I still get comments, esp. because one of my friends is a boxer and I sometimes help him get ready for fights. The comments are always about my "size" rather than someone calling me fat, but it…

I started losing mine when I was 17. You can see a small amount of loss in my college ID, taken when I was 18 and maybe two months old.

My dad, at 74, still has most of his hair. He has a receding hairline, but that's pretty common at his age. My brother still has all his hair. What's worse is the little bastard is only six feet tall and scrawny whereas I am 6'3" and about 260.

Enjoy the last week of your life.