How about we schedule an A.V. Club Meetup at the end of the summer and we all go to Wisconsin Dells or some other big water park?

It's the best answer, but what hurts is people with hair saying, "Ahh, it's no big deal" or pointing out celebrities like Vin Diesel or The Rock as examples of Hot Bald Guys. Or they trot out geriatrics like Connery or Stewart.

But what made him go from golden boy in, say, 1984 to paycheck guy ten years later?

I used to buy Roger Ebert's Movie Guides and he was always talking up Roberts. He even called Crispin Glover "a young Eric Roberts" based on his performance in River's Edge. It kind of sucks that he never realized his full potential.

They look like they're on some GOOD shit.

"She's a Catholic, man. You wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. Jew's good."

Don't think I didn't take advantage of having a Polish friend to make the occasional "Polish sausage" joke.

Putter dresses like Dorothy would - on and off the set - all the time.

I recently found an informative site if you're into steaks or roasts, www.themeatsource.com. Now I sound like spam.

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

I'm a straight guy in a gay neighborhood and I'm tempted to dress as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz this Halloween.

Sure. Next, you're going to tell us that some gay men aren't flamboyant and do not refer to anyone as "girlfriend" or "bitch."

I'm not wild about the song, nor "One Jump Ahead." "Friend Like Me" and "Prince Ali" are still stuck in my head.

I just bought several of you on sale for $4.49/lb.

I just checked Wikipedia to find out if he's still alive.

Didn't they remake it years later where Curly is a boxer who goes crazy every time he smells Wild Hyacinth perfume?

"When I see three men chasing another with a knife, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy." - Frank Drebin

I have a Members Only jacket. Is it only lame if it has the epaulets? My dad gave me a microfiber windbreaker (that alone is probably lame, Members Only or Not) that's probably from the early 2000s.

Animal House gets a lot of mileage out of reaction shots. I wonder how much credit goes to George Folsey, his editor. Funny lines are often enhanced by cutting to other actors supporting whatever ridiculous thing the speaking character has to say.

Martha Vickers was so so hot in that movie.