That one sounds better

June: But, you guys, if it's like a little cat brain, then how could they fit an entire human brain onto it?

Someone definitely needs to make an avant-garde performance-art film that's just Kevin Spacey in a cat costume rolling around and meowing for 90 minutes.

I can't speak for Spacey or Garner, but Walken has a long, proud history of being the one good thing in otherwise terrible movies.

For anyone who doesn't know - putting (((triple parentheses))) around something is a way that white nationalists on the internet connote that certain people or entities are Jewish; it's like an efficient text-message way to call someone an 'international banker' or something.

Yeah I've been reading about this, and Trump has basically been openly calling for imperialist wars of aggression against smaller/less-powerful countries for many years. I hate how hawkish H. Clinton has been in her time as a public figure, but the idea that Trump isn't a hawk because he, I don't know, didn't support…

Sure, why not! Where do I sign up?

Don't forget the upcoming documentary series where people share their deepest, darkest hopes for the Christmas season: Yule Intentions.

OK, so, help me out here. I've watched the first 3 episodes of Mr. Robot: I think the show has plenty of interesting themes and concepts to explore, but I'm put-off by the self-important and occasionally tongue-clicking tone, and frustrated by some (seemingly) lazy or facile character development (like, a sexy punk-y…

A never-has-a-wanna-be-a-been-was-been

There are only three stories: a boy leaves home, a stranger comes to town, and a group of insane murderers goes on a shopping spree at Hot Topic and then make many sardonic quips while destroying CGI zombie-monsters.

I once got a grand-slam home-run on a first date. That's where you go out to dinner and eat so much you throw up later when you're at home alone, masturbating. Right?

SPOILERS FOR 'BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW'

He genuinely does have a chance. A lot of people really hate Trump, but a lot of people also really hate Clinton; it's a hate-vs.-hate kind of election. I still think that the demographic math is stacked enough against Trump that he won't win, but basically if there are enough old, racist, midwestern white guys who…

I had to add the "or something" because I don't know enough about Prince to know if what I'm saying is actually true. Like, it's hard to measure the "hard work" to "natural talent" ratio.

Ridiculously talented but, like others are saying, I think that a big part of his talent was his unflagging determination and work ethic; by all accounts he worked like a madman. It's kind of inspiring - we can't all have God-given musical gifts, but we can all work hard, or something.

You in aye tea why (ya gotta let 'em know) you in aye tea why.

POTENTIAL ULTRA-VAGUE BLACK MIRROR SPOILERS:

You're all wrong they put on bathing suits and ate Nutella crepes.

It speaks to how powerful the show is, that my reaction to the news is 80% "Yay! More Black Mirror!" and 20% "Oh no, please not more Black Mirror."