I finally got Fallout 4. It will not run on my three-year-old laptop because the graphics card can't handle it. But I've had the time and cash to take my desktop into the shop to have it serviced and have my new graphics card and processor installed. Friday, maybe!

I figured the Jersey Turnpike chewed you up.

It kind of makes me wistful things were organized enough to be that horribly predictable, once.

"It's Tee-Ah-Ti-Meh, Sir. Everyone always gets it wrong."

You've got to get Orwell's Essays, Journalism and Letters one day. It's four volumes in paperback and somewhat pricey new. I have the Nonpareil Books 2000 edition, which you should be able to snag cheaply somewhere these days.

"You can't fit your feet in, for all the hoppin' Certins!"

"Strechin' across my path…" and possibly JF's best guitar work.

Husker Du covering Bannana-Ramma indeed! The Byrds, yes; Donovan, yes; The Mary Tyler Moore and Gilligan's Island themes, yes. But that's it! ;-)

Me, too.

I said that, too. I got the DDs, though.

"…Gingrich? FUCK NO! Ohh…" Went through my head, to. Well, Joey's already made the "mostly" joke, time to mosey along.

Come Back, Little Diksha! I didn't mean you, Bubbi!

Happy Birthday, Judkins!

Or just being born in a hospital in America. That circumcision-is-genital-mutilation stuff is complete bullshit, and AIR's case just goes to prove it. It's far more hygenic, plus it's aesthetically less disgusting. Penises are goofy-enough looking anyway. I will not be engaging any further with Foreskin Activists on…

Historical knowledge is always useful for perspective on the present.

I'd like everyone to now pause for a moment to remember what a sad life and tragic death Crazy Uncle Fritz experienced.

Stop it! Christ, my neck…

Will spite do? There are lots of bastards I don't want to give the satisfaction or entertainment to.

Galacticus: AHEM!

'Tis too, yah Hahd-On!