Existence-would this scenario end with Britney clubbing Christina Aguilera to death with a bowling pin? Because I think that's something we'd all like to see.
"I'm finished in here, y'all."

the only thing that Britney Spears and James Joyce have in common is syphllitic dementia.

@littlealex:

I meant four.

I'm seeing double-two Agrajags!

Years ago, I worked in the children's ward at a mental hospital. We had this one kid, Joe-he looked like a tubby, midget Thom Yorke-that would take a plastic straw and put it under his armpit and blow, producing the most realistic fake farting noise I've ever heard.
It was impossible for me to discipline this kid,…

he maybe did what?

ok, you're right, roll call always makes me smile.
Murray is totally the best part of the show.
"What are you-going to a dick meeting?"

Those aren't spoilers.

Wow, just wow.

Ok, I'm gonna try that one more time.

I think one of our own firsted over at TMZ today, as well.

Puzz 3-D, going up!

I didn't realize Weiner was asking for that much. If he sticks to his that number there's no way in hell AMC pays it. I can't imagine Mad Men is actually bringing in much revenue to the network compared to what they're paying in production costs.

I see your Rob Liefeld and raise you Whilce Portacio.
Fuck 90's Marvel and DC.

Man, that's totally pre-1/11 thinking. The world has changed, nothing will ever be the same-have your duct tape and gas masks ready.

I think it's an Internet Explorer thing, Depardouche. It's been happening to me here at work on IE, but didn't yesterday on Google Chrome.

Pretty much everyone in the theater chuckled at ghost-Clint singing as Thao and the dog drove away.
I almost cracked up when he locked that kid in the basement because all I could think of was, "WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLTTT!!!!"

The wide, staring eyes of the avatar combined with the nonsensically friendly banter make a harrowing combination.
I can now finally put Burl in the proper, horrible perspective.

Black Bolt's comments page is going to be awesome on the new site.
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