One of the closet doors in my bedroom is slightly loose and will rattle when it's closed if you mess with it. One of my cats would paw at it repeatedly until I woke up. I had to block it with a piece of furniture.

Your evil eye, in the night,
Cruising low, flashing white,
There together, in the dark,
But it ain't no friend just another scared narc,
Lawman, I think you're a poor man

Just last night Hulu recommended to me Michael Ian Black's 2014 stand-up special and there's a long bit at the beginning about how he needs the Gaffigan show to not be cancelled.

It's been…

I guess it's not getting an AVC review, but the Banks and Steelz record is a god damn disaster. Maybe they're saving it for MWOF. RZA rhymes Russia with Prussia.

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

Indian Summer, a movie that popped in to my head the other day for no reason. Just in time for this question.

That's my favorite line reading in television history.

What is up Satan's ass?

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus Thanks for the upvote 6 years later! Good to know the word 'multi-scrotumed' is standing the test of time.

Much Rate. Very Guarantee.

When will we learn what is his name? What's he here to say? What does he love/will he do/has he brought in a major way?

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95 individual black voters, nationwide?

My Discover Weekly Playlist is almost always 100% excellent and usually about 20-25 of the 30 artists I've never heard of before.

Dang. Skylanders: Trap Team's credits scroll is 26 minutes and change and I wanted to die. I hope GTA's at least has some good music or voiceovers?

Arcade: Pac-Man, Centipede, Moon Patrol, Gyruss

Finished S3 of Bojack Horseman after two-a-day-ing Seasons 2 & 3 over the past two weeks. I don't feel like the last half of season 3 moved me as much as it could, probably due to fatigue.

His love for this movie is as big as a house.

I feel like, on the day Christopher Reeve died, my local rock station played Superman's Dead or Kryptonite every hour.