A professional chef would certainly be able properly to fry, poach, boil, and omelettify (omeletterate?) six eggs.

A professional chef would certainly be able properly to fry, poach, boil, and omelettify (omeletterate?) six eggs.

I get it, but I'm finding that I dislike her far less than I expected to.  That she knew enough to shut her mouth and do what she was told during the elimination challenge was yet another point in her favor (all the more impressive since her tears at the sight of Paula Deen made me want to thump her).  I'd like to see…

I get it, but I'm finding that I dislike her far less than I expected to.  That she knew enough to shut her mouth and do what she was told during the elimination challenge was yet another point in her favor (all the more impressive since her tears at the sight of Paula Deen made me want to thump her).  I'd like to see…

You now know the suffering of the smart kid in a class that is graded in a curve.  (Actually, you may have known it before.)

You now know the suffering of the smart kid in a class that is graded in a curve.  (Actually, you may have known it before.)

When I pronounce all the syllables to rhyme with "good," things start getting a little Scottish/Scandinavian.

When I pronounce all the syllables to rhyme with "good," things start getting a little Scottish/Scandinavian.

Considering that Moon Bloodgood (in my head, I'm pronouncing the "o"s in the surname to rhyme with "moon," as is my wont) made the point about the harnesses to Weaver earlier in the show, it was particularly irksome to have the namby-pamby humanist professor character who is now her squeeze reveal himself as just as…

Considering that Moon Bloodgood (in my head, I'm pronouncing the "o"s in the surname to rhyme with "moon," as is my wont) made the point about the harnesses to Weaver earlier in the show, it was particularly irksome to have the namby-pamby humanist professor character who is now her squeeze reveal himself as just as…

Abney Park, "Sleep, Isabella."

Abney Park, "Sleep, Isabella."

More joyless dancing I have never seen.  Some of those kids looked like they were on the verge of tears.

More joyless dancing I have never seen.  Some of those kids looked like they were on the verge of tears.

Could've been her grandma's CD.

Could've been her grandma's CD.

That kid vampire said "momentum" instead of "memento."

That kid vampire said "momentum" instead of "memento."

I thought that was very sweet.  Although I bet things got a little awkward between Christine and her feller when the show aired on Monday.

I thought that was very sweet.  Although I bet things got a little awkward between Christine and her feller when the show aired on Monday.