He got Mike to do it, too (I think it was Mike, anyway).  Predictably, I suppose, since Mike was the one who got so rattled by the mere name "chicken tikka masala." 

He got Mike to do it, too (I think it was Mike, anyway).  Predictably, I suppose, since Mike was the one who got so rattled by the mere name "chicken tikka masala." 

Danger's middle name is UXB.

Danger's middle name is UXB.

Yeah, Becky is definitely getting the villain edit now.  Of course, given that she's dumb enough to say things like "Hopefully, they can see how much I want this and how
much this means to me" when waiting for the winner of the mystery box challeng to be announced, she deserves every unflattering edit she gets. …

Yeah, Becky is definitely getting the villain edit now.  Of course, given that she's dumb enough to say things like "Hopefully, they can see how much I want this and how
much this means to me" when waiting for the winner of the mystery box challeng to be announced, she deserves every unflattering edit she gets. …

I love the Australian Masterchef.  I've got the third season sitting on my computer, and someday soon I will watch it in one long marathon, enjoying every minute, just as I watched seasons 1 and 2.  And when season 4 is over, I will wait for some kind soul to collect it in one torrent and snatch it up, too.

I love the Australian Masterchef.  I've got the third season sitting on my computer, and someday soon I will watch it in one long marathon, enjoying every minute, just as I watched seasons 1 and 2.  And when season 4 is over, I will wait for some kind soul to collect it in one torrent and snatch it up, too.

Joe seemed barely to have heard of it, too:  he called it "chicken tiki masala."

Joe seemed barely to have heard of it, too:  he called it "chicken tiki masala."

Bah, they'll get plastered and after they sober up they'll chug along, sadder, wiser, and finally capable of achieving and appreciating an ordinary life of slightly dull contentment.

The actress who plays Melanie is wonderfully acerbic.

The actress who plays Melanie is wonderfully acerbic.

I read every word.

I read every word.

I guess I blocked that out.  You'd think his mummy would have given him a smack and a correction in time for this season.

I guess I blocked that out.  You'd think his mummy would have given him a smack and a correction in time for this season.

I'm watching now and just hit the first instance of this.  It floored me.  That guy tries so hard to portray himself as the sophisticated European slumming with American hoi polloi, and he says "expresso"?  Hilarious and depressing.

I'm watching now and just hit the first instance of this.  It floored me.  That guy tries so hard to portray himself as the sophisticated European slumming with American hoi polloi, and he says "expresso"?  Hilarious and depressing.

I like Christine fine, and I have no problems believing she can cook, but do I buy for one moment that she can hack it in this kind of competition without all kinds of string pulling?  No, I do not.  It annoys the bejesus out of me that I'm expected to.