Don't ask me about my business, Ka…,er, Lady Macduff.

Only thing this story is missing is a cache of old woods porn.

The only monster in this theater is a lack of proper respect for the rules.

That's too old school AVC.

Bu..bu…but I wagered all of my money on Phoebe Waller-Bridge!! That's the last time I wager based on the opinions of the AVC commentariat. Thanks for nothin', nerds.

Or you can just rewatch "Fear Her"

And also Joanna Lumley.

Now I am disappointed that Mosi Tatupu can't be his companion.

I am not surprised. When I lived in NOLA (and this was in the 1990's), the public schools were still in session on Memorial Day. Why? Because the holiday became political issue because the federal government honored the Union war dead.

The red hat is the least offensive thing about that picture.

Surely you mean the War of Northern Aggression.

If he does run for Senate, he'd better legally change his name to "Kid Rock", otherwise 99% of the people who would want to vote for him won't b/c they won't see his name on the ballot ("who is Robert Richie?").

Won't somebody please think of the children?

I guess that's one benefit of being a registered sex offender.

He's not wild…he's EVIL!!

Maybe it would help if your passwords/pin numbers weren't always 1 2 3 4 5

Well, who else is Michigan going to vote for? Retired Michigan Supreme Court Chief Justice Robert P. Young? Go ahead and waste your vote, you Yoopers and Trolls.

The kids love it!

Just once you would think people would learn that it doesn't pay to cross the Parker Brothers.

If it doesn't have a tie-in with a well respected brand of flamethrower then I have no interest.