Speaking of things that can't possiblie go wrong, has anyone heard anything recent regarding the upcoming great Kinja fuckup?

He's so covefe!

Predisenting is hard.

Noonan!!

*Pop Rivets adds it to his vast, vast collection. Vast*

I always thought Peter Dinklage would wake up in a bed next to Susan Pleshette wanting to talk about the dream he just had. And his undying love of whores.

If you make the right turn you can take a short cut to Erin Gray Alley.

I liked those days a lot better.

Hold on a sec, I am sure Babe Winkelman will be showing up any moment now…

Who Fears Death Episode 1: Death Owns a Deep Fryer.

The Grand Budapest Goulash

I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get onion rings!

I'd go for Tchoupitoulas (lived in NOLA from 98-00)

Barracks O'Bamas?

So long as they still air the 700 Club, one of the great "oh, I wish we didn't agree to that" clauses in history (still not as good as the former owners of the St. Louis Spirit getting a piece of the NBA's tv rights).

"So you went to a Jesuit school too"

Get the tear gas, Lou.

Now show the nice officer where Uncle Easteros touched you

Have a good trip. Say hi to Bjork from us.