Would you settle for a locket?

There will probably be a time when TBBT is the longest running show in primetime network (except for maybe The Simpsons). After all, how much longer can CSI and SVU go on?

If Californication ends that way, I'll go back and watch the two or three seasons that I completely forgot about.

I think the problem with late US Office is that the show kind of forgot what it was about. It was about more-or-less pathetic people in a sad life. But during the latter seasons, they seemed to try and make it more "mass friendly" and optimistic, which made the characters (e.g. Jim, Michael, and especially Andy)…

"Classic Irving," or Sleepy Follow.

Still have not seen the show. Still crack up at this line.

I hope not. This season was amazing. I want to show everyone Spats.

They become the Fluffy and Uranus to Kennex' Duckman. Dorian is a suitable Cornfed.

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Wahlberger. That's an actual thing. http://www.hollywood.com/ne…

Well Williams and Goodman have both been on the Greendale faculty and Larson has been a Greendale student, so this remake might have something interesting going for it.

What if you can chug beer out of Michael Fassbender's decapitated head?

Flow My Beers, The Policeman Said

Do you tip robot bartenders?

I'm sure that we're going to get a Shia rehab announcement soon, but only because others have done it before him.

Just make sure it's not lead lined. Science!

I do wonder if Coulson's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/widowed-girlfriend (?) is going to come into play later in the season. For a character who was pretty much an off-hand comment in The Avengers, suddenly she's the love of his life? They've certainly mentioned her a lot the past couple of episodes.

"I mean, at what point do "homages" become straight-up rip-offs?" The Die Hard episode.

Well you're not the first.

Empowerment!