If I'd have known Bonnie was having company, I would've put on my hands.

Yet, not even they understand each other.

That's your advice for everything.

And I suppose your favorite takeout dish is the cream of Sum Yung Gai.

My ears are burning!

I wonder what Steve Harvey's thoughts are on the superior quality of the Bose wave radio, or whatever the hell that radio was that Paul Harvey never shut up about.

Hell if I know. I did once have a boss who formerly lived in California. She said it was a big thing there because it's sunny and people are often wearing sunglasses. But, when you go indoors and don't need them anymore, where do you put them? In his case, and I assume in the case of douchebros like him, they elect to…

Pun threads fill me with mellon collie and infinite sadness. I gish I could disarm every one of them.

But don't make that assumption. They might turn out to be whores, with a regular whore's heart. Just ask Kenny Powers.

Anywhere you want. Just don't call her late for dinner.

I don't mean to go all armchair-psychiatrist here, but I think based on lyrics, Eminem may also have some mommy issues.

But can I wear sunglasses on the back of my head while wearing said beanies? If not, no deal bro.

Magnum P.I. Now there was a punchy TV theme song. You're mention of it will keep it playing in my brain on a loop for the next 20-59 hours, I'm sure.

Everybody's talking about how much he needs money here. So, if the price is right, I imagine that could be arranged.

So, was this "friend-in-law" a friend of the person married to your sibling? Or married to your sibling, but was still your friend? Or was this the friend of the person you married? In other words, what the hell is a friend-in-law?

The Raiders turned that whole stadium black this year.

There was a ton of good trolling the Chargers' logo yesterday. Some of my favorites were using the LA to spell out LAME, LAST PLACE or best of all We lost to CeleveLAnd.

It fucking sucked. Especially since this was their first good season in 14 goddamn years. So much hope built up with a good, young team only to see it shit away. And it certainly didn't hurt that Donald Penn, the best O lineman, was out too, leaving a rookie third string QB to make his first start in a road playoff…

I agree with you to a certain extent. We may not have known as much about the long-term effects, but people have always known concussions are very bad for you, doctors at least. There's ample evidence the NFL knew just how bad they were and covered it up, especially from the players who were getting their brains…

For sure. The only consolation, as a Raiders fan, of the Texans winning is that at least my team doesn't have to be the one to get smashed by the Patriots.