Anus!

Oh yeah?! If women like porn so much, why did my mom always get mad when she saw me looking at it on my phone in church?

Or an extremely loose sphincter.

He edges closer to death every day. I kinda like that about him.

Apples can melt steel beams

No, a pristine and very hygienic peasant.

Follow-up: noted sportsman Brock Turner hired to helm Fox Sports. Execs excited about the new direction under its young Christian leader.

TRUTH CAN'T MELT DIVERSITY BEAMS

I thought they closed that place down!

Christ. I am (almost) beyond facetious posts. Just trying to think of good things.

Makes sense to me. But there's also just the belligerence of how the countries were created. In the U.S., it's was violent revolution giving birth to a rationale that you have to be ready when some King starts getting up in your face, whereas Canada's most violent statement of independence was probably Robert Borden…

But my neighbourhood militia is called the Sycamore Street SWAT Team. Can we keep our M60s?

Can it be two things?

I heard that place has a kiddie-diddling den in the basement. Lock and load!

Who doesn't? Ever had to rake a million of them shits in fall?! They're wet and sloppy and irritating, and they get everywhere.

So why not just shoot your lawn?

Man, your country is so fucked!!* As someone who's just north of the border, it's amazing how our cultures and people can be so alike and yet so insanely different.

Hey, NAMBLA loves kids.

Every day outside of Pride, I guess?

Shelley Duvall, not hot enough to be DJT's wife. Would never stay in the Overlook, give me Trump Tower any day. Kubrick overrated! Sad!