@PH: Suttree is one of my all-time favorites. Great book.

Oops. Forgot about the "new classic" aspect. Faulkner suggestion retracted.

Dig. I was thinking of Child of God and Faulkner's relatively accessible and absolutely splendid Sanctuary.

Sorry, I just got here. I was watching the news, and they said that Chris Martin is in critical condition after being hit by a bus in London, and….

Me too, OtP. And I want fingernails that look like half a Chiclet pressed into rolled dough.

I'm just terrified he'll send that panda-headed dude after me. You know, to just watch me sleep.

I choose A.
Foxx pretending he doesn't know who Miley Cyrus is takes the cake. What, does Jamie Foxx have street cred to lose at this point?

Hm. Well, anyway, I will offer more Junior Boys love.

I listen to their first* two albums religiously,
and I hope this is quality. But "lacking the duo's previous vigor" is a disheartening statement.

Lame.
Drunks will eat anything. Just ask me, a drunk. I'll eat anything.

2029. outer space.

What the video doesn't show is the "Where's the beef?" bumper sticker he has on his ass.

http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/…

@phel: Dragonball doing poorly restores a little of my faith in humanity. Not enough, though.

http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/…

I SAID B 2, YOU DEAF BITCH! WHY WOULD A LADY WITH HEARING PROBLEMS WANT TO PLAY BINGO? IT'S LANDSCAPING DUTY FOR YOU!

@ Switters:

Wait… that doesn't make any sense. Fuck it.

Call me old fashioned…
but eavesdropping isn't polite. And you know you'd just end up hearing shit that would devastate you, like "See that guy? I wouldn't fuck him with Maureen Dowd's dick."

I saw an ad for Ghost Whisperer with special guest star "Hilary Duff and her giant capped teeth." I think they've been touring the country under that billing. Mostly small venues in Appalachia.