What? I totally tricked my dad one time by putting on a wig. He had NO idea who I was. Also, he's blind.

Zilcho, you will do Happy Baby and embrace the vulnerability.

e2p, I concur with lovemydog and will take it one step further by saying your comment was fucking epic.

"It's a g-g-g-g-ghost!"
"Relax Scoob. That's just our emaciated Vegan yoga instructor."

You're right, Stuff N Fluff. I've gotten out of many a tight scrape by claiming "I was just doing my Happy Baby pose."

I've clearly underestimated the willingness of the clamoring horde to pay good money for absolutely fucking nothing.

Two mentions of near-nudity
might be enough to get me to watch.

I was under the impression that I would receive a check for my insights. Bummer.

The jokes on you—I already lost my job! Bwahahahaha!

Ended in a murder-suicide.

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question skip that.

@ bemused ghost:

@bradley: you are 100 per cent right about that "double pits to chesty" bullshit. If the guy/gal responsible for coining that phrase were here right now there'd be a fight.

I was pretty creeped out by the one where a mannequin proposes marriage to a womannequin, and he accidentally breaks off her finger. You just know that finger's gonna wind up in some lonely dude's ass. I think that's the part that creeped me out. That or the time I went up to the 9th floor and discovered that I too…

I am cautiously optimistic about Parks and Recreation.
Rashida+Amy Poehler=funny women who deserve a lot of success. So, make with the funny, ladies.

I heard he was killed by a bird of prey.

"Y'all ready to make history?"
"I'm ready to make number 2, if you must know."

Jesus*, Rabin.
It's 33, not 63. Something troubling you big guy?

I really enjoy this show, but I have to admit that my enthusiasm since the pilot has waned a bit.

failed lostsies.