"remainder of the series' first season 14-episode first season."
Okay, Jimmy Two-Times.

I would love to see a Zulu warrior on the Enterprise. Place could use a little diversity.

What are you trying to say, Mr. Magical Half Jew?

God! He skewered Bret Michaels.
Ladies and gentleman, give this man the 10,000 dollars.

Dude, ostriches are complete bastards. I want to shoot one in the face repeatedly.

You're goddamn right we do, Pilgrim. And if we don't get it, we take it.

Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.

I too am a fan. Funny guy, that Craig Ferguson.

@Bertram:

@ Pilgrim: I was thinking the exact same thing.

That better not be sarcasm, Bertram. I'm feeling stabby.

This is first* I've heard of this clown
and that "High School Party" thing wasn't very funny. It would be considerably less funny without the video, perhaps sending it into negative funny territory. But maybe his other shit is good.

Don't care.
This is awesome.

Speaking of Tom Jane, I was hungover yesterday and watched The Punisher. It was pretty goddamn entertaining. Mindless, yes, but entertaining.

You are not the only one, Arsenio. I'm so mad I could spit. Or puke.

A strong episode.
A few great twists, excellent acting, grand dialogue…still the best thing on network TV (Dollhouse [if it gets its act together] not withstanding). I appreciate this show more and more with the passing weeks.

Regardless Jim, die in a thousand cancerAIDSfires meted out by the God who originially gave you your power.

And can someone tell me who the dude sitting on the heart chair is?

Merlin? Holy fuck.
Is he really dressed like a jockey? Someone please beat that man to death.

You are right, e2p. Between Miley and Hilary Duff, insufferable teen sensations with giant capped teeth will be the end of us all.