The book was a critical part of my early adolescence. I'm gonna miss the man.

Singer of "People who Died" becomes Person who Died
How ironic.

Teen Wolf
now with 150% more angst

Hamburglarsies?

See, here's the appeal of twitter: It's a social site so simple that the news media and many adults can understand it, because it provides only one feature, unlike myspace, facebook, etc. Therefore, everyone can act like they know what they're talking about when they write news articles about twitter.
I have one, but…

Damnit, where's Wirebot when we need him?

Joshua Jackson gets to bang the jewish chick from Inglorious Basterds. Color me Jealous.

I'm scared that La Toya was right.

Hey, guys? You know that Jesus guy? I heard that Rome doesn't trust him. He'd better watch out, unless he wants to get himself killed.

I'm a big fan…

R.I.P Ted Kennedy
why is this not posted yet

You—Wanted to—stab—Kei—fer—Sutherland in—the—god—damn face, eh? That is—quite—interesting, just a—nigga—that—likes—titties. I—can't—imagine why. He is—quite—the charming gentle—man in—that—mo—vie.

George Lopez > Carlos Mencia, mmkay? can we at least make that little bit clear?

and Will Smith.
and some other actor i don't remember.

I always thought he was just Noel, Nabin and the gang's vehicle to say nasty things to commenters, so i'm not really surprised.

ZERG RUSH
ZERG RUSH

I heard he was totally clubbing with Charlie Kaufmann, but charlie had to buy him all his drinks and shit. It was depressing, really.

Well certainly, if they are learning about proper methods of acquiring illegal substances and how to differentiate the fluctiations of the street economy, then yes! What parent wouldn't want their children learning about illicit activity with females in canine positions or the proper size to make the rims of…

See, MINE made sense, because I saw an ad for "Funny People".
like a trailer to the trailer, doncha know?

See Washington, the trick with the Moroccan Ascot is to mix the couscous with a little bit of hummus, which thickens it and makes for a smoother feel. Some people might argue that this is a little too similar to the Arabian Brooch, but that involves greasing the sprockets with vinegar, not your second tube of K-Y…