Fred Durst plays D&D? Looks like I was completely wrong about him.

my old man
My dad's gonna freak when he sees this. Now if only I had money to buy it for him.

It's a
[rolls twenty sided dice]

It just feels really, really good to be on the winning side for once. It's not like it really matters that much, does it? I'd like to run outside screaming and set off a firecracker or three, but it's cold as hell out and anyway I am completely exhausted. So fuck it.

"Zodiac the Motherfucker was in his yard and he talked to Barack Obama, and know what Barack said…?"

Yes, but he programmed himself to do so, and isn't that what love is?

I'm not surprised
It's obvious from her videos that she is an android, and we all know that androids have no feelings.

Don't you remember the conversation between Adam West and Bart Simpson? "Oh, I suppose you're only familiar with the new Batman movies…" A quick check reveals that the cartoon had premiered in September of '92, which probably means I'm wrong, but everybody knows that little kids don't read comic books anymore.

Indeed. Should I point out that this was 1992 and most likely no one in my school knew who the fuck Robin was?

Robin
In, like, the 3rd grade I dressed up as Robin (the Tim Drake Robin, because I was not willing to wear short shorts). At school that day I spied a short kid dressed as Batman. I said something like "Hey man, we go together!" and he responded "Get the fuck away from me, motherfucker!" Ah, childhood!

Just wait about two weeks and I'm sure there will be a dozen copies at your local used record store.

I wonder if anybody wants to see Frank Darabont naked.

Go flick yerself.

woody!
This is actually one of Woody Allen's most endearingly funny parts. If only he'd camped it up as a villain on film more often!

I'm sure there are some nude photos of him somewhere if you are really that interested, K-man.

Back in Black is really, really excellent, but it has a glossy, almost assemblyline quality that their previous work lacked, and Johnson's vocals are a part of that. Imagine how much better "Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" would be with Scott singing.

spell AC/DC!
A. C. D. C.

Blasphemy — AC/DC without Bon Scott is nothing.

I too managed to sit through seeing Saw some solitary Saturday spans of seasons ago. It was from the so-bad-it's-kind-of-silly-but-mostly-just-boring-as-hell school of horror movies, but it had Ben from lost in it so I figured I should stay long enough to see if he was the killer and have a few cheap laughs in the…

Goblins in the Castle: I have no idea what is was about, but I remember it made me feel very, very good.