So?

Whenever somebody dies with coke in their system, coke heads come out like the NRA at Columbine.

'White House correspondents' dinner with Jay Leno - no laughing matter."

Sure, like… um…. hmmmm — oh, Tori Amos! Perfect! Hope she's not already writing the Ravens' playoff theme!

Dammit. Ok, who can score the Colts post-season? Mellencamp? Axl? ….Fuck Somebody reanimate the corpse of Hoagy Carmichael.

FUCK!

Whichever one has that acoustic, looped, ascending basher. I think that's the first song. "TOO FUCKED UP TO CARRRRRRRRRE ANYMORRRRRRRE" Wasn't old or cool enough to drink at the time - but I did get pretty tweaked on Orange Julius, so I knew where he was coming from.

Hipsters don't even like the Beastie Boys?! How the fuck do you people have any fun?

Ohhhhh that guy. I didn't see that episode. But I did confuse Jeff Dunham for Jason Sudeikis.

Laughed out loud at the Albini joke.

AV CLUB - this critique is not 'an island.' Beloved punk curmudgeon/casual enemy of Johnny Rotten/ only reason MTV has even an atom of credibility, Kurt Loder, agrees with you.

Mickey Rourke - he's a national treasure.

"Eiderdown" - fuck, I think I just came.

I don't think Carolla was really concerned with whether or not his kids liked it. He was just like, "It's twenty pages! This man is now a millionaire! I could write this on the toilette!" I read it for the first time the other day in a bookstore. I can see where a kid would really love it. It's a lot of playing,…

The last scene of BURN AFTER READING was my favorite ending to a movie in a long time. Don't know the actor's name, but I'll assume you all know who I mean when I say Kruger from Seinfeld - his breathless attempt to keep track of a problem that is both unclear and already solved is a huge comic moment. Then zoom…

Reminds me of that State spoof of Footloose where the father and son trade cliches without actually responding to one another.

Damn
It does that thing that Lynch does where I begin to feel crazy just watching it.

"Two Nuts In A Rut" probably shouldn't have flown in '48 either.

We don't need a Beatles - we have James M.F. Brown.

El Zilcho, for certain sequels, Showtime just didn't care to fill a generation in on the facts. I saw Caddyshack 2 a million times before I had to rent 1. And to this day, I've seen nothing but Leonard part 6.