I get what Murray was going for. Not that there's ever a good time to be diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, but it must feel like even more of an insult when you've succeeded in getting your life together and you've got so much to celebrate (his new baby, marriage, fitness, etc.).

I get what Murray was going for. Not that there's ever a good time to be diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, but it must feel like even more of an insult when you've succeeded in getting your life together and you've got so much to celebrate (his new baby, marriage, fitness, etc.).

The show eventually ends amidst chaos and heartache when Montel convinces Jack to take one of those bogus payday loans he shills on tv now.

The show eventually ends amidst chaos and heartache when Montel convinces Jack to take one of those bogus payday loans he shills on tv now.

Yeah, she's gorgeous. She reminds me of that actress who played the transsexual-surprise! lady on Nip/Tuck.

Yeah, she's gorgeous. She reminds me of that actress who played the transsexual-surprise! lady on Nip/Tuck.

My state finally got around to banning Comedy Ching Chang, a festival in which patrons gather to do their best Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's impersonations.

My state finally got around to banning Comedy Ching Chang, a festival in which patrons gather to do their best Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's impersonations.

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus , after getting the swine flu after stepping off a transatlantic flight, I consider airports and airplanes nothing less than diseased petri dishes. 

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus , after getting the swine flu after stepping off a transatlantic flight, I consider airports and airplanes nothing less than diseased petri dishes. 

When a man loves a woman very much, he (horrified and weeping) takes his erect penis and places it into her (terrifying, ungodly) vagina.

When a man loves a woman very much, he (horrified and weeping) takes his erect penis and places it into her (terrifying, ungodly) vagina.

"What'd I do? Watched the game, did a little yardwork, got regular. REALLY regular."

"What'd I do? Watched the game, did a little yardwork, got regular. REALLY regular."

Much sexier than shitting yourself at the park after talking to Jamie Lee Curtis about Activia.

Much sexier than shitting yourself at the park after talking to Jamie Lee Curtis about Activia.

It's really just Syrup of ipecac. Great for cocktails.

It's really just Syrup of ipecac. Great for cocktails.

Madam Internment Camp's patriotic ditties are a guilty pleasure of mine.

Madam Internment Camp's patriotic ditties are a guilty pleasure of mine.