BYOB strip clubs = patriotism in its most elemental state

Grabs some Buds!

*slams emergency stop button*
*reluctantly starts partying*

Drunk Leslie going "What IS this" made me fucking lose it.

All the while shitting uncontrollably

^^^ phantom dick joke right here y'all! ^^^

Elegant report on that eloquent retort.

"Why can't Radiohead just not be like Radiohead?" - dgl

^^^ classic liberal elitism y'all! ^^^

The proof is in the pudding

Kardafricans

And a ginger.

Startlingly good work

Vague criticism, or most vague criticism ever?

Mouth-related conflagration

Dinosaurs were a ploy, planted by atheists, to test your faith

Dawes' science was determined to be "too tight"

Dawes were disqualified from the competition as they refused to play anything non-Dawes

i got ur means of production right here

"we let companies find ways out of paying for labor, and then we wonder why there's no good paying jobs available."