Hamlet

F-

*blank stare*
*wanders off*

+1

5-year-olds interviewed has this to say about the show: "the dinosaurs goed raaawrrrr!"

^^ patriot ^^

I view breasts from the front, like a true American patriot

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to

"Holy shit, this guy's huge!  He'll kill us!"
"Wait, try walls!"
*flawless victory*

Also - if you're Canadian, it's free!

Is spinning another term for drinking white wine and petting the cat by yourself on the couch?

I threw my boomerang in a pond and I didn't get shit

Don't mind if I do!

"LOL y u hatin" - Amazon CEO Jeff Bazos

I love me some sheet hole sex

Tokyo Police Dong

"Fuck your facts!" - Geo Godley, PTC

*Tony Danza, Danza for money*

Orange Fish Scream
Yellow Donkey Murmur
Purple Monkey Yelp

I ain't gonna be friends with a MACHINE