Baylor is in Waco. It's in the greatest city in Americ—

I have a cousin who went there. She married a minister.

We are the knights who say wubbalubbadubdub.

Pro-tip: Boomers are the absolute worst.

Between this and the Sense8 revival article from today, two shows I really like (and the only two articles I've had the time to comment on today), I've learned that whining is effective.

Have you met a Southern Baptist yet?

Once or twice.

HAHA! FOUR EYES!

I'm not a millennial. I live in a border town in AmeXica on the other side of Millennialstan, so I can understand the older millennials, and I love the show.

Pedants don't get free pizza.

But not well.

Today is June 29th. 31 days from now is July 30th. Seven out of 12 months, a majority of months, contain 31 days. July 30th is literally a month from now. What on earth are you complaining about?

"I squanch my family."

Is Rick and Morty zeitgeist-y? It seems to have a very specific audience in mind, and that audience is much smaller than for something truly zeitgeist-y like Game of Thrones.

I'm so happy I could masturb8.

WELL FUCK THAT F@G WANNABEE.

Sniff is a butt sniffer who just likes to smell things. His mom has asked me to help him stop sniffing so many poopers.

Who's Current Year Man? Sounds like someone who's gonna be gone next year.

Helping an idiot through reality isn't pretty.

That is not in my nature.