It's just a locker room beating. It's how we men interact in a locker room.

And Barry White is black!

Mmmm… lunch.

Keeping rich white men out of jail was such a good goal.

I'm looking forward to the Cosby, Trump, Depp death spiral!

The system works!

The business manager's just saying this for the money and fame.

Bavaria careful what you say about it here.

Accordian to my sources, it'll actually suck.

This makes a little more sense than that Batman/Elmer Fudd crossover, but not much more.

Eat, pway, wuv.

I suppose it's no less dumb an idea than Peter Porker, even though Marvel didn't remotely try to make it serious.

It's just so stupid it might work!

Sounds a little looney.

Having been to the Dallas zoo, I can concur. Their outdoor gorilla exhibit is huge.

If it's the Trump cumstain… eh… bullets are expensive.

Baked and leavened bread vs. unleavened uncooked dough.

These guys have the smallest upper arms I've seen in men in a long time. I don't mean to be critical, but jesus. Wouldn't even jacking off give them better musculature?

Strombolis are made with bread. Calzones use pizza dough.

A good calzone has no tomato sauce. The dumdums who claim it's a folded pizza are dumb so who cares what they think.